Famous Jay Divine Quotes

(this page is an early stage page, and will be built on over the years)

Quote (context)

The corn is growing like a raped ape... (while discussing the recent June 2010 rains to Lucas and Simon Z.)

You know, the best way to look at the stars is up. (around a campfire a long, long time ago)

Baby Baby! You gunna be mine! (singing Justin Bieber's "Baby" song, 2010 & 2011, see July 2 video taken for proof)

Ninja Turtles! You can count on us! (dating all the way back to 1992, the Ninja Turtles tour, sang loud and proud throughout the years, one memorable one in a San Francisco visit to Chinatown restaurant in 2010)

Small things come in small packages. (talking at Christmas to Scott when Scott was a boy... trying to make him feel better for such a small gift, meaning to say that expensive/valuable things come in small packages)

Luke, you have an iPod, but I have an iBrain! (over lunch in Santa Cruz, March 2011)

Full-tilt

Life is a crapsandwich (something bad happens - from Mark D.)

O-Sammy-Bin-Laden (about the cat - from Aubrie)

That's slicker than snot on a doorknob. (from Aubrie)

Is it a booger?  No it's snot!

You won't go home hungry. (to guests at his parties - from Alvis)

Puddle jumpers - Putter poops-a-lot - Putt Putt (his nicknames for Aubrie when she was young)

Heat is hot (on a family vacation in Arizona - from Amber)

Taking a "lockwood"

Going "akie"

Deader than a lead fart

More "Whatever" than Carter has pills

"Dad, do you have a pen?" "Do parrots pee?" "Umm... I don't know... but do you have that pen?" "Sure, here." (2012 with Lucas)

Yeah babie!!! (when things are going well)

"I don't mean to brag but.... this XX food will be the best you ever ate" (common phrase after grilling food)

Daisy did it! Darn dog... (after farting at the dinner table - daisy was the neighbor's dog)

You gunna get dipwad or am I (speaking to Mom about Sammy the cat)